(Aimee walks on from stage left) (Crowd cheers)
Aimee: Welcome back to the third edition of The Date Mate. I am your host Aimee and today we have a young lady from Chicago, Illinois. Please put your hands together and welcome Gabi to the stage.
(Gabi walks in from stage right) (Crowd cheers)
Aimee: Mandi? What are you doing here? Arent you supposed to be on your cruise?
Gabi: Im not Mandi.
Aimee: What?!? But you look just like her.
Gabi: I am Gabi. Mandi is my twin.
Aimee: Oh! Was afraid there for a second. Thought Mandi got tired of Race already.
Gabi: Nope last I heard from her they were having a wonderful time on their cruise.
Aimee: Well enough about those two. So what is it that you do exactly Gabi.
Gabi: I am a Disney animator.
Aimee: Must be a nice job.
Gabi: It is.
Aimee: Well, lets start our game. Gabi, your job is easy. All you have to do is read a series of questions to our three charming bachelors that we have hiding behind that curtain. After the last one you get to choose one and we will send you on a date with him. Ready?
Gabi: As ready as Ill ever be.
(Gabi picks up question cards)
Gabi: Bachelor #1 if you were an animal what kind of animal would you be?
Bachelor #1: A kitty because Im soft and lovable.
Gabi: But cats are mean.
Bachelor #1: Oh.
Gabi: okaybachelor #2 same question.
Bachelor #2: A horse because Im strong yet beautiful.
Gabi: Alrighty, bachelor #3?
Bachelor #3: A mouse because Im cute.
Gabi: Mice arent cute.
Bachelor #3: You dont like mice?
Gabi: Uhnext question. Bachelor #1, 2, and 3, If I were home sick what would you do to make me feel better?
Bachelor #1: Id send you a get well card and flowers.
Bachelor #2: Id come and sit by your side all day getting anything that you would need to make you get better faster because a beauty like you doesnt deserve to be sick.
Bachelor #3: I bring you chicken soup.
Gabi: Soup? A Card? Yeahsure. So next question. We go to the park one night and I forget a jacket, how would you help me get warm?
Bachelor #1: I would offer you my jacket.
Bachelor #2: Id drape my jacket over you and hold you tight so youd be warm.
Bachelor #3: Id find a quick coffee shop where I could buy you coffee to warm up.
Gabi: Mmmm I love coffee.
Bachelor #3: Yes! Bonus points!
Gabi: Uhokay. Question #3: My mother dies and Im heartbroken. I stop talking to people and become really depressed. How would you get me to be happy again.
Bachelor #1: Id throw a party in which Id invite the rest of your family and friends so you can see them and become happy again.
Bachelor #2: Id first come over and hold you and let you cry. Then I would talk to you about it. Then Id take you out to see everyone so you could get out of the house.
Bachelor #3: Id buy you a big present.
Gabi: Question #4: I choke on a peanut I was eating what is the first thing that you do?
Bachelor #1: Scream for help.
Bachelor #2: Perform the hemlock-maneuver.
Bachelor #3: Pass out.
Gabi: Pass out.
Bachelor #3: Yes, its scary when people choke.
Gabi: Right Okay last question. Sing a song that describes your feelings for me.
Bachelor #1: In the name of love one night in the name of love! (AN: Part of Elephant love Melody from Moulin Rouge)
Bachelor #2: You are so beautiful to me. You are so beautiful to me cant you see. Everything I hope for. Your everything I need. You are so beautiful to me.
Bachelor #3: Oh I can beat that!
Bachelor #2: You think so?
Bachelor #3: I know so.
Bachelor #2: Lets here it then.
Bachelor#3: Can you feel the love tonight. The peace the evening brings. The world for once in perfect harmony with all its living things.
Gabi: Well, you all seem so nice but Ive made my decision.
Aimee: Who will be the lucky one tonight.
Gabi: Bachelor # t-
Bachelor #3: See I told you Id do better.
Gabi: Actually I was about to say bachelor #2.
Bachelor #3: What?!?
Gabi: Sorry.
Aimee: Are you sure about your decision?
Gabi: Quite sure.
Aimee: Okay lets meet the two who werent picked. Bachelor #1Boots!
(Boots walks out from behind the curtain)
Boots: Im a little disappointed that I wasnt picked but oh well. Have fun on your date.
Gabi: Thank you.
(Boots leaves the stage)
Aimee: And Bachelor #3Snitch!
(Snitch stomps out)
Snitch: I couldve made you happy and you picked him over me.
Gabi: Sorry he just seemed more sweeter. You said youd faint of I was choking and he said hed help me out.
(Snitch stomps off stage)
Aimee: Ready to meet your date?
Gabi: Yup.
Aimee: Your date for the nightbachelor #2
(Drum roll)
Aimee: Jack!
(Jack walks out and sits by Gabi)
Gabi: WowIm going to go out with Jack Kelly.
Jack: Im flattered you heard of me.
Gabi: Your only one of the most hottest guys in New York.
Jack: (Chuckles)
Aimee: Well, for these two we have a three-day trip to none other than Santa Fe. Then a two-day stay in a hotel here in New York. Your choice on which one.
Gabi: Wow
Jack: Yes! Santa Fe!
Aimee: Well that concludes this episode of The Date Mate. Please tune in next time. Good day.