(Aimee walks on from stage left) (Crowd cheers)

Aimee: Hello and welcome back to our fifth edition of The Date Mate. I am your host Aimee and today we have a young lady with us today from our very own Brooklyn, New York. Please put your hands together and welcome Ally to the stage.

(Ally walks on from stage right) (Crowd cheers)

Aimee: Hello Ally.

Ally: Hello Aimee.

Aimee: How are you today?

Ally: Good. And yourself?

Aimee: Good also. So what is it you do for a living exactly.

Ally: I work for the newspaper.

Aimee: Very exciting.

Ally: Yes.

Aimee: Well lets begin our game. All you have to do today is ask a series of

Ally: questions to the three bachelors behind the curtain then I pick one, blah blah blah. I figured that out four shows ago.

Aimee: Ohsorry. Lets begin then.

(Ally picks up question cards)

Ally: Question #1: I slip on the stairs in front of everyone and am humiliated, what do you do to make me feel better? Bachelor #1?

Bachelor #1: I yell at the people who laughed at you.

Ally: Bachelor #2?

Bachelor #2: I help you up and walk away.

Ally: and bachelor #3?

Bachelor #3: I fall also that way we are both humiliated.

Ally: Aww, thanks. Question #2: Why do you make a suitable bachelor for me?

Bachelor #1: Im sweet and nice.

Bachelor #2: Im cute and caring.

Bachelor #3: I know how to show a lady a real good time.

Ally: (whispers) Hell Yea! Okay, next. Picture this situation. Weve been dating for quite a while now but I start looking at other guys because you dont seem to love me very much, Convince me to stay with you and that you still love me.

Bachelor #1: NOO!! Dont leave me hunny! I need you in my life. You mean everything to me! Please dont leave me!

Ally: A bit whinnybachelor #2?

Bachelor #2: You know these other guys may look hot but they will never be able to give you what I can give you. So stay with me baby and youll see.

Ally: Hmm.maybe. bachelor #3?

Bachelor #3: If you like him better go to him.

Ally: What??

Bachelor #3: But Ill never stop loving you. I love you from the moon and back. Id do anything for you. Even if it means giving you up because your happiness means more to me then anything else in the world.

Ally: how sweet

(Dead silence)

Aimee: (clears throat) UhAlly? Next question.

Ally: Huh? Oh! Sorry! Uhwhere was Ioh! Bachelor #1: If you were a piece of candy what would you be and why?

Bachelor #1: M&Ms because I melt in your mouth not in your hands.

Ally: Okaybachelor#2?

Bachelor #2: A lollypop because Im fun to suck on. (AN: EWW..I know Im gross! But I ran out of ideas okay!)

Ally: Ewwbachelor #3?

Bachelor #3: Id be a Now n Later so I could make you happy now and make you happy later. (AN: That reply was made up by my friend Asad. Just borrowing it.)

Ally: (laughs) Thats very creative. Now bachelor #1 sing a song for me.

Bachelor #1: Can this be true Tell me can this be real? How can I pyt in two words what I feel? My life was complete I thought I was whole Why do I feel like I'm losing control? Never knew that love could feel like this And you changed my world with just one kiss How can it be that right here with me, there's an angel? It's a miracle Your love is like a river peaceful and deep your soul is like a secert that I never could keep when I look into your eyes I know that it's true God must have spent a little more time on you

Ally: Thats so sweet! Now bachelor #2 sing to me.

Bachelor #2: Love It seems like only yesterday You were just a child at play Now you're all grown up inside of me Oh, how fast those moments flee Once we watched a lazy world go by Now the days seem to fly Life is brief, but when it's gone Love goes on and on Love will live Love will last Love goes on and on and on.

Ally: And Bachelor #3.

Bachelor #3: Girl, You know that there's one thing that I love

But, it's not you I'm thinking of

I Want the ultimate cheeseburger

Break it down!
Cheese, meat
Cheese, cheese, meat
And that's it
Baby, you know it's hot and juicy
Jack won't make it till you order it

Ally: (Cracks up with laughter) YES! Thats so perfect!

(Crowd cheers)

Bachelor#3: Thank you thank you.

Aimee: Are you ready to make your pick.

Ally: More than ready.

Aimee: So who is the lucky one.

Ally: Bachelor #3!!

Aimee: I saw that one coming. Well lets meet the other two. Bachelor #1Boots!

(Boots walks out)

Boots: Darn, I thought I won you over with that song.

Ally: Sorry, I love the Ultimate Cheeseburger!

(Boots exits stage)

Aimee: And Bachelor #2Specs!

(Specs walks out)

Specs: I never get picked!

Ally: Sorry

(Specs leaves stage)

Aimee: And now the moment weve all been waiting for (AN: I sure have been). Allys datebachelor #3

(Drum roll)

Aimee: Spot!

(Spot walks out and Ally makes a little squealing noise. She jumps up from her seat and runs and jumps into Spots open arms and they kiss. Yes they kiss. (AN:HAHAHA Sharon! Look who Spot ended up with!!) Then they come back and sit down and Spot drapes his arm around Allys shoulders)

Aimee: Whoathis is the most happiest pair Ive made so far That was some jump.

Ally: (Grinning) Thank you!

Spot: I got the purtiest girl out there.

Aimee: ally how are you feeling right now?

Ally: Extremely happy. I have a date with the most hottest, sweetest and wonderful guy in the world.

Aimee: Well ready to be happier because we are sending you on a ten day cruise to Hawaii with money to spend there then afterwards we have a room for you in the Brooklyn hotel for a weekend. Sound exciting.

Ally: Hell Yeah!

Spot: A whole ten days on a boat with my favorite girl. What can be better?

(They kiss again)

Aimee: (Turning towards crowd) That ends todays episode of The Date Mate. Hope to see you next time. Goodnight!