Welcome to the dating game here is your host Yanchi.

Yanchi: Thank you so much. (Waves at the crowd) For todays game we have a lovely young women from Manhattan, New York. She works at a sewing factory, whoa, and loves candle lit dinners. Everybody please welcome Christine to the show.

Christine: Thank you Yanchi (shakes hands with Yanchi), but please call me raccoon eyes.

Yanchi: okay so it says here you work at a sewing factory.

Christine: Yes (smiles at the camera) Hi mom.

Yanchi: So tell me about it. (Tries to look interested)

Christine: Well Ive been working there for 4 years know and sometimes get my finger caught under the needle.

Yanchi: ouch, dont you just hate it when that happens (that has never happened to her, but hey it might someday)

Christine: yeah it really hurts. (It really does)

Yanchi: I would think. It also says here you like candle lit dinners.

Christine: Well I never ate dinner under candle come to think of it I never actually ate a real meal. I just wrote it down cause my friends thought it sounded good.

Yanchi: okaywell lets begin the game shall we.

Christine heads for her seat

Christine: If you could take me anywhere where would it be bachelor #1?

Bachelor #1: Santa Fe

Christine: Okay why

Bachelor #1: I saw this picture on a magazine of a cowboy riding on a horse

Christine: How about you bachelor #2

Bachelor #2: Id take yah back to my place in Brooklyn and show you a real good time

Christine: (blushes) Sounds nice, Bachelor #3

Bachelor #3: Well Id first ask you where you wanted to go, if you couldnt decide I take you to a movie then dinner

Christine: If a guy bothered me at work what would you do Bachelor #2

Bachelor #2: Soak em

Christine: Bachelor #1

Bachelor #1: Soak em for you, and then take his money for Santa Fe

Christine: okay, Bachelor #3

Bachelor #3: Well I dont like violence so Id probably ask why he was bothering you and try to work things out from there.

Yanchi: Well those are the choices, whatll be Bachelor #1, 2, or 3

Crowd: Twothreeeonetwochoose two

Christine: hmmmmmmmmm defiantly Bachelor #2

Yanchi: Bachelor #2 come on over

Whatll know its Spot the leader of Brooklyn?

Spot: what I thought you where a hot chick, Wheres my agent Im gonna soak him that lowsey crook I thought he said this show had hot chicks

Christine: huh what Im pretty and hot

Spot: Not on my standards, You aent got a figure

Christine: (starts crying)

Bachelor #3 comes out and beholds its David

David: Dont cry, spots just a jerk, I think your beautiful

Christine: (continues to cry)

Yanchi: Well that wraps it up for today see you next time. I need to get a new day job.