(A tall blonde walks out from stage left)(Crowd cheers)

Host: Hello and Welcome to the Date Mate. I am your host Aimee. Today we have a guest who has come all the way from San Diego, California. Please put your hands together and welcome Sharon to the stage.

(Sharon enters from stage right)(Crowd cheers)

Aimee: Hello Sharon. How are you today.

Sharon: Quite fine thank you.

Aimee: It says here that you are a date show host.

Sharon: Yes I am. I host the Prom Date Match up.

Aimee: And how is that going for you?

Sharon: Well. Its getting off to a slow start.

Aimee: I see.

(Aimee turns toward crowd)

Aimee: Now to get on to the game. We have three suitable bachelors behind the curtain. Sharon will ask a series of questions and then at the end she will choose on that we will send her on a date with.

(Turns back to Sharon)

Aimee: Ready?

Sharon: Of course.

(Sharon picks up question cards)

(Weird music plays in background)

Sharon: Bachelor #1. Where would you take me out for a romantic night on the town?

Bachelor #1: McDonalds. So then afterwards we can go play in the play place afterwards.

Sharon: Erokay. Bachelor #2?

Bachelor #2: To dinner and a flicker.

Sharon: Bachelor #3?

Bachelor #3: To me modders.

Sharon: Your mothers?

Bachelor #3: Yes. She is a very nice lady.

Sharon: Okay. next question. Bachelor #1. If there was any word to describe you what would it be?

Bachelor #1: Fun?

Sharon: Okay same question #2.

Bachelor #2: Handsome.

Sharon: Nicebachelor #3.

Bachelor #3: Limp. (AN: Erit works)

Sharon: ..Question #3. What kind of food would you be and why.

Bachelor #1: A banana because monkeys eat them.

(Sharon gives the curtain a funny look as to where bachelor #1 would be sitting)

Bachelor #2: A pineapple because they are rough on the outside but sweet on the inside.

(Sharons face lights up)

Bachelor #3: A green bean because there good but its hard to think that at first.

Sharon: Question #4. If someone was giving me a hard time at work what would you do?

Bachelor #1: Id talk to them and tell them to leave you alone.

Bachelor #2: Id soakem then take you away on the back of a white horse.

Bachelor #3: Id talk to the person who was bothering you as to why he was then talk to the manager to get him fired.

Sharon: Okay, last question. What song would you sing to show me how much you care for me.

Bachelor #1 sings: You are so beautiful to me! (High screechy noise)

Sharon: Okay thats enough! Next.

Bachelor #2: Youre just to good to be true. Cant take my eyes off of you. Youd be like heaven to touch. I wanna hold you so much. At long last love has arrived and I thank god Im alive. Youre just to good to be true. Cant take my eyes off of you.

Sharon: (dumbfounded) Wow..

(Long silence)

Aimee: UhSharon.

Sharon: (snaps out of trance) Oh yea. Bachelor #3.

Bachelor #3: I love you. You love me. Were a happy family. With-

Sharon: Enough Enough!!

Aimee: Are you ready to make your choice?

Sharon: Yes, I pick bachelor #2!

Aimee: You sure?

Sharon: Quite sure.

Aimee: Okay. Well then, lets meet the two that werent picked. Bachelor #1.Kid Blink!

(Kid Blink walks out from behind curtain)

Kid: Nice to meet you Sharon. Too bad I wasnt chosen. Have a nice date though.

Sharon: Thanks

(Kid leaves stage)

Aimee: And Bachelor #3Crutchy!

(Crutchy walks out from behind the curtain)

Sharon: Oh Crutchy. I shouldve known it was you.

Crutchy: Yeah, well, have fun tonight!

Aimee: Ready to meet your date?

Sharon: Quite ready.

Aimee: Bachelor #2your date

(Drum roll)

Aimee: Mush!

(Mush runs out and sweeps down to Sharon and kisses her cheek)

Mush: Hey Sharon baby!

Sharon: I won Mush??

Aimee: You sure did.

Sharon: Oh

Aimee: Tonight we are sending you two to the theatre to see the Broadway play Lion King (AN: Couldnt think of anything else.). Afterwards a limo will pick you up and take you anywhere you want to go. It is supplied with drinks and music and anything else that you can dream of.

Sharon: Sounds like fun

Mush: (Puts arm around Sharon) Sure does.

Aimee: Well that ends the first edition of Date Mate. Hope to see you next time. Have a goodnight.

(Closing music.)